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it was evident that he was guided more by scent only in the simplest manner, with single thread; than sight. He worked the floor as a pointer but in the continuation of the work it is not dog works his field; and when he crossed the simply plain, but fanciful The usual border of trail of a beetle, even a few inches from him, the stocking which prevents the rolling up of a he became excited, and putting his nose to the the work is narrow, consisting of a row of turned fresh scent, followed up his prey. Further evi-loops; and the circle, the nicely shaped heel, which dence of this feature was observed by his discovery of a crevice in the floor, where he exhibited a singular mode of proceeding. Discovering smell that his game was there, he inserted his

is a little different from our method, show a very skilful hand. But in the point of the stocking is a characteristic difference between the Egyptian stockings and our modern socks. While front in a ings run tubes of equal width, like the fingers of a glove. This strange shape is made to suit the sandals, which are furnished with a strap, fastened about the middle of the sandal; and as the strap has to be laid over the stocking, the division is needed,'

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his claws, dragged out the black beetles one by one and gave them quick despatch.

But the tameness and apparent intelligence of the animal are his most interesting characteristics. The winter sleep is almost abandoned now, or is very short at the most, and in lieu thereof he comes into the kitchen at all hours, getting inside the fender, and stretching himself out before the fire for a snooze. He eats any pickings he can get, sharing the bones with the dog, lapping from his dish of water or milk, not sucking it up as a pig does. ft } o CCbjteu {e[ zpf cro!To f!” But it is very remarkable to find him tapping at the door. If, after taking a stroll in the back-yard, he finds the door of the house is shut, you hear a gentle tap, tap, tap, often repeated if you don't answer. You go and gently open the door; and the little animal actually tries to look you in the face, by turning up its nose and small pig-like eyes; which you at once interpret

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IS MERRIMENT DECLINING? THERE is an impression prevailing that 'the present is a somewhat mournful period; and that as man grows wiser his capacity for mirth grows less. It is remarked that our lighter literature has lost in jocundity during the past twenty years. No one has succeeded Dickens in broad hearty humour. We have no audacious versifier like 'Ingoldsby.' No half-smiling, halfcynical humorist has followed the lead of Thackeray into the follies and vices of higher society. Eccentricity is disappearing among the less polished of the people. Cabmen, clodpoles, and costermongers neither use the quaint locutions of former times, nor do they indulge in buffooneries to the extent of their predecessors. Chaff' is not so pertinent as it was; badinage is less relished in the clubs; tomfooleries have become intolerable.

Many social gatherings are bankrupt of joy. The class of merry diners-out, who once set the table in a roar with their madcap sayings, funny stories, and nimble repartees, those jolly fellows are becoming historic. The survivors do not evoke the tempests of cachinnation that once shook the dinner-table. Somehow, old-style jocularity has lost its savour.

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days. And the moving melodrama of Punch, which for a couple of centuries interested the youth of Europe, has lost much of its glamour for our urchins. The thin and incredulous crowd that condenses round the perambulating abode of the cynical hunchback, grows continually less; and the income of the showman dwindles portentously. For the twentieth century, it is to be feared Punch will be an archæological reminiscence, which will furnish a theme for the learned. In our ears resound the last bursts of laughter excited by his marital unkindness and the indignation of his dog Toby.

With moribund Punch are dying those antique festivals of which he was an important, nay indispensable feature. The puppet-show goes far away into time. Railways have killed the great fairs that used to be held in every part of Europe, and which gave the international multitudes opportunities for pleasure in the intervals of business. Village wakes,' formerly universal in England, have fallen into desuetude. May-day brings no rejoicings as of yore. The Maypole has lost its significance, and a group of morrisdancers would astonish our present rustics as much as Harlequin and Columbine would if they performed a lilt upon the Thames Embankment. Only draymen and carters pay homage now to Bacchanalian songs have quite disappeared, the genius of Spring. They adorn their steeds even from the symposia of students and tavern with gay ribbons and furbished harness, when roysterers. From negro minstrelsy, too, the fun the merry month opens. But there is something is exhaling. The modern playwright does not fictitious in the observance, and it will fade add much to the gaiety of life. Typical characters as the homage of the sweeps has done. have been used up' long ago; and the decay of sooty pantomimists who used to dance round Jackoddity and eccentricity robs the dramatist of new in-the-Green, no longer impede the traffic of models. A few years back, a new style of comic London thoroughfares. An unsympathetic police songs appeared, often inane in the text, but bade them, with other anachronisms, 'move on' blithesome in tune. Certain sections of society long ago. The fiery carnival of Guy Fawkes were greatly entertained by them. Yet these are has been extinguished by the same authorities. waning. Christmas pantomimes have delighted Only here and there is the effigy of 'Guy' to be several generations. But at length, the Clown' seen on the fifth of November dodging the fails to rejoice the youngsters by his grotesque guardian of order in the streets. Bonfires, squibs, ill-treatment of the Pantaloon and the police. the salvos of Lilliputian cannon, are forbidden; His knavish escapades and burlesque benevolences ay more, are voted unmeaning nuisances by the do not evoke the delirious approbation of former adult public.

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Christmas, too, grows yearly more grave. the strait-laced, the dyspeptic, and the saturnine formerly agreed to be jolly and sans souci at that gracious season. To be hospitable and to lavish hospitalities then, was deemed an imperative duty. Kill-joys might snarl and scoff at every other festivity, but to abstain from the wassail of Yuletide was equivalent to lèse-majesté. Immoderate indulgence in eating, drinking, and dancing was not only allowed, but encouraged by moral custodians. For a time the machinery of society was allowed to run out of gear-misrule reigned in place of law. If we have not changed all that, we have vastly modified the licensed dissipation of Father Christmas. Enjoyments are less gross, less prolonged, more intellectual, less sensual than they were forty years ago.'

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The same may be said of the festivals of Easter and Whitsuntide. They are no longer marked by drunken orgies, by ribald pleasantries, by street jokes, as of old. Not that these have quite disappeared. Roughs, blackguards, and inebriated buffoons still accentuate our holidays with the marks of coarser times. But the public is against them, and their ideas of merriment are an offence to all of higher taste.

Nor is the sombre shadow falling upon British mirthfulness absent from other European countries. Modern Frenchmen are not so gay as their fathers were. They are losing that boyish insouciance which made them seize pleasure without effort. Cafés are more frequented than ever; theatres are densely crowded; racegrounds are black with excited spectators; and summer holidays are more enjoyed than before the era of railways; still, the face of Jacques Bonhomme has lost much of its old vivacity, and is sicklied o'er with nineteenth-century pensiveness. The old Gallic abandon has gone from rural and civic hearts, and an indefinable inquietude has taken its place.

In the United States, where business is more developed than in England, where it is the occupation of a whole people, holidays of a formal kind are fewer than elsewhere. On the fourth of July the nation rejoices universally in the anniversary of its independence; on the first of June it commemorates its fallen heroes, who gave their lives to maintain the Union. Whatever further relaxations are indulged in are according to the taste and financial capabilities of individuals. This, indeed, is the distinction between modern and ancient times. Formerly, the people amused themselves en masse, and at stated periods. Nowadays, individuals take their pleasures when and where and how they please. Superficially, the inhabitants of the United States seem to be immersed in almost incessant toil. Fundamen tally regarded, they are the greatest holiday. makers of the age. Rich and poor alike, when opportunity serves them, seek large and varied repose-not by hallooing in the streets, not by crowding into murderous congestions in some particular spot, but by dispersing over the whole planet.

This brings us to answer the question we started with: Is merriment declining? Fully and frankly, we say No. The quality of merriment has changed, but the quantity of it now diffused through the Caucasian family of man is greater than at any previous time. Gregarious merriment has given place to personal merriment. We do not laugh en bloc, as the Athenians did at the comedies of Aristophanes; but the audiences of a hundred theatres delight in the doings on board H.M.S. Pinafore. The merry tales which amused the idlers of the Forum and market-place are now read by millions in every place. Verbal drolleries emitted from London, New York, Melbourne, or Calcutta, are despatched in printed form to every part of the earth, and tickle the fancy of innumerable readers. Could Italians have not been noted for joviality at the hurricane of laughter they provoke be conany period. Serene lassitude, puerile trivialities, centrated, it would stun the ears of humanity varied with frenzied lottery-gambling, have more than the most stupendous clamours of the marked the intervals of serious business. But elements. Weak as the comic journals of Britain, the Carnival provoked such merriment as the America, and France may be at times, the quantity nation was capable of, and foreign onlookers often of real humour they create in a year is extrawondered how men and women could find plea-ordinary. If we compare any good collection of sure in the childish nonsense indulged in. Now, bons-mots of the previous half-century with those the Italians themselves wonder where the fun appearing now, there is no disparagement of lies in silly practical jokes; and they also ask contemporary wit possible. Nor does the cariis it necessary to spend eleven days in a satur- caturist's pencil lose its point. It is not so coarse nalia which has quite lost its significance. Were as it was; but its tracings are quite as poignant to it not for municipal subventions and the astute- folly, sham, and pretence. The improved manners ness of interested shopkeepers and hotel pro- of the time are as marked in humorous literature prietors, the Roman Carnival would soon cease. and illustration as they are in other things; Even in the Eternal City, the spirit of commercial and this greater geniality is positive evidence utilitarianism has penetrated, and will end by that mankind is more wisely happy than it was abolishing a festival which it has already con- The greatest proof that amusement is desired, demned as ridiculous. And not only in Rome lies in the immense success that many of the is the Carnival decaying it is moribund in comic periodicals have attained. every part of the Peninsula, and indeed of the Catholic world. The number of religious holidays grows less, too. Business cannot be interrupted nowadays, when it has passed from the locality to the whole world. France, Italy, Spain, Austria, and other Catholic countries are bound by the telegraph, the Stock Exchange, and the ten thousand strands of trade, to do as Britain and America do, or take the disastrous consequences of negligence. i to this and nigga

Humour partakes of the idiosyncrasy of the period, like other matters. We cannot find the fun which lay under the noses of our fathers. It has gone with the objects that produced it. The rollicking scenes of Tom Jones and Roderick Random have gone with the turbulent, sensual, and ignorant people who lived amid them. Squire Western has not a representative in the most stationary of the shires. Our fox-hunters are like men of another species. No surgeon's

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ocean in which we swirl, we may well take courage, and believe that amusement is as much the appanage of man as labour.

But we also are legatees of the toils and tribulations of those who did in their day what we are doing now. The peace and security in which we live had to be fought for; the thousand instruments for winning food which cost us no invention, had to be pondered out by our fathers. We possess all the gains of the infinite labourers of the past, and among them the treasures of humour contained in the literatures of all peoples. Our sources of amusement are indeed inexhaust

mate could possibly meet with the adventures of Roderick, in our ironclads; nor is there probability of the existence of another Midshipman Easy, on board any ship in the fleet. Those who complain that Dickens has no successors, must address their grievance to history, which refuses to allow two epochs to be alike. Pickwick, the Wellers, and other worthies, belong to the age when steam was not. The amazing outbursts of enterprise which followed the invention of railways, flooded 'society' with a host of humblyborn plutocrats, whose financial dominion excited the wrath and the cynical jocularities of the privileged. But the nouveaux riches have multi-ible, and our leisure abundant compared with that plied to such a marvellous extent that to ridicule them would be absurd. The caste' spirit has evaporated to an immense extent; so that a speculative Jeames,' instead of being despised for seeking to rise out of a menial to a higher position, is applauded. First Lords have abolished the ruffians and tyrants who caused the woes, comic and tragic, of Marryat's heroes; and commiseration has done much to annihilate the picturesque squalor in which Lever's grotesque peasants fooled and fretted away their lives. Our recent humorists have been social reformers, the most searching and effective of all that extraordinary legion of humanitarians which have made the nineteenth century so different from its predecessors.

Education and the interfusion of town and country folks are fast erasing the quaint rurals whose psychological peculiarities were so wonderfully reproduced by George Eliot. Uncouth speech and archaic phraseology will erewhile be as rare in the village as in the city. Science is gradually destroying the superstitions which maintained romance in the country long after it had perished in the town.

As civilisation goes on reducing all classes to intellectual uniformity, amusements will necessarily change. But they will not fail. The appearance of a new school of humorists in America is evidence that laughter and smiles are not becoming obsolete. Preoccupied by the cyclopean labours of converting the wilderness into infinite cities, and eager for wealth beyond all other people, the Americans find time to enjoy the drolleries arising from the very gravity of their pursuits, and from the odd incidents arising out of the blending of many races into one people. German ponderosity and Hibernian flightiness are producing a novel sort of literature, as the two races mingle, and promise mankind incalculable entertainment when the American genus homo becomes more distinctive.

of former times. It is admitted that human nature is capable of indefinite improvement, and that our faculties expand with their exercise. Hence it follows that the joyous susceptibilities of our species may be expected to develop with the rest. And such we find to be the case. The higher races have the sense of humour much more acute than the lower. Savages rarely laugh. The incidents of their lives have little in them that is comical. Semi-civilised Mongolians cannot comprehend the frolicsome gaiety of the Western world. The Japanese are truly a merry race, but resemble our children rather than our youths in their amusements. Among ourselves, too, the modes and sources of humour are higher than they were. Obscenity and profanity do not evoke the laughter of our rustics, as they did even a few years ago. Idiots and mental weaklings do not furnish butts for rude jokers now. The base and the malignant may still find a ferocious pleasure in scoffing at the deformed and the oddtempered; but the sympathies of the people are with the sufferers. Ill-natured wit is less relished than at any previous time; cruel amusements are ever growing wider asunder.

Amusements, like other things, are less violent than they were; people can enjoy fun without the strident roars of noisier times. It is not Laughter holding both his sides that relishes a good thing' most. We can digest a joke without any more symptoms of the process than a smile; and yet the assimilation of it into our mental being will be more complete than if we had gone through muscular paroxysms in 'getting it in. No people enjoy the absurd more than the Americans; still they laugh less than the English. It is indeed possible to be merry in a quiet way, and that we are becoming. Our merriment is of a temperate kind, and therefore will last longer than the furious pleasures of earlier times.

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COACHING-DAYS.

Considering the incessant activity of the time, the large demands made by science upon the attention of all but the lowest classes, and the MANY years ago, when a journey from Edinburgh serious problems arising from the profoundly to London was a matter of days instead of hours, modified condition of society, it would not be I started to make it, for the first time in my wonderful if fun and frolic were wholly eclipsed. life, in the stagecoach which I shall call the We cannot be in two places at the same time; Royal William. I was travelling alone, inasmuch nor can we be under the influence of two moods. as I knew none of the other passengers; but Joyousness depends upon favourable conditions, the guard had been tipped' to look after me, and upon good health and kindly relations with men | he did that as well and for as long as he could. and things. When we find, therefore, that in It was about ten days before Christmas. I was spite of the rush and roar prevailing everywhere, going to pay my first visit to London, having in spite of remorseless egotisms, and of the left school for good' some months before. The 'malady of thought, that laughter prospect of the journey had been scarcely less innocent and hearty still ripples over the grim delightful than that of London itself, and, tedious

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as it would be thought in these luxurious days, even by healthy young people such as I then was, I enjoyed it thoroughly at least until more than half of it was over. There was snow in the air, but none on the ground, and our four spanking' horses took us along at ten miles an hour, including the stoppages.

All went well until we got to Yorkshire. We had for some hours been going through a snowcovered region, and our pace had consequently been somewhat diminished; but when we reached the wild moors of Yorkshire, the snow came down in blinding clouds, and darkness setting in, we lost our way. Between the drift and the darkness-for it was about five o'clock in the afternoon-we had managed to get off the high-road, and only discovered our mistake when, after much plunging and struggling on the part of the horses, and coaxing and swearing on that of the driver and guard, all of which was more exciting than agreeable, the wheels stuck fast in the snow, and the exhausted animals absolutely refused to go a step farther.

Where we were, we could not tell it was even a matter of doubt if we were on a road at all. We could just dimly see the white moorland stretching away on every side. There were neither stars nor moon, and the pale rays from the coach-lamps, which shone coldly on the snow, extended no farther than the leaders' heads.

of people; but Mr and Mrs Williams made us all at once feel at ease, and were very much distressed that they could only find sleeping accommodation for the ladies of our party; beds would be made up in the barns for the gentlemen, however, 'which would not,' they hoped, be found very uncomfortable. The gentlemen of course were delighted, with the idea, and declared their willingness to sleep anywhere as indeed we ladies had also done.,

One passenger proposed that we should all crowd together inside the coach, then-necessity having no law-feast upon any edibles that happened to be in it, and finally try to sleep till morning, But, for several reasons, few of us cared for that plan, without first making another effort to get back to the high-road; so the guard took his horn, and two gentlemen a lantern, and they went off together to reconnoitre, In ten minutes they came back to say that they could not make anything of the situation; but that they had seen the lights of a house down in a hollow not far were of the opinion that it would be better for us to try to reach it, rather than remain where we were all night. We all got out of the coach and started for the house, leaving guard and coachman behind, but promising to send them assistance when we f reached our destination. The two gentlemen with the lantern guided us; and in about a quarter of an hour we reached the lodge-gates, after much parleying whereat, we were at length allowed to proceed to the house itself.

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We were not astonished that the porter had been so unwilling to admit us when we discovered, as we soon did, that the house was already full of Christmas guests, most if not all of whom would be remaining over the night; country for in t in those days, flying or less impracticable in winter, and this was one of those isolated dwellings whose inmates might be kept prisoners for weeks at a time. But notwith standing their crowd of guests, the master and mistress whom I shall call Williams-received us very kindly, warmed us, fed us, and immediately sent off two of their own men-servants to assist the guard and driver to bring the horses

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So the evening passed on; and a very pleasant evening it was, with music and dancing-those dear old country-dances that one never sees nowadays, when old ladies and old gentlemen danced together and looked dignified, or heartily merry, and sometimes graceful. Also, it added greatly to my enjoyment when I discovered in the course of the evening that Mr and Mrs Williams were old and warm, friends of my own father and mother. Although I had never before seen them, I had heard them spoken of by my parents, who would be delighted when they got news of their old friends in so unexpected a way. In these days of railway trains and penny-posts, one need never lose sight of one's friends; but things were different then, and I knew that my father and mother were not even aware whether the Williamses were still in this world. Mai ji 254

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The gentlemen passengers retired about eleven o'clock; but the rest of us sat chatting for nearly another hour. During this time, some remarks I accidentally overheard led me to the conclusion that we ladies were just one too many for the sleeping accommodation of the house, which was not a very large one, and that Mr Williams himself intended to go and sleep in a small cottage that had once been the bailiff's, but was now unoccupied, To turn our host out of his own house, seemed really barbarous, so I entreated him to let me go instead. At first he laughed at the idea as ridiculous; but when I showed him that I was in earnest, was not the least afraid, and indeed rather enjoyed the idea of such a finish up to an adventurous day, he gave in.

When all the other guests had retired, my new friends kept me a little longer at the drawing room fire talking about my father and mother; then Mrs Williams wrapped me up and went to the hall-door with me. There I bade her goodnight; and Mr Williams, with a lantern in his hand, led the way to the cottage, which stood about a hundred yards from the house, and consisted of two rooms opening into one another. Servants had been sent to prepare the place; and with bright fires in both rooms, it looked very snug; the occupants of the barns, I thought, might, be less lonely, but could not be more comfortable. The rooms were very bare; but they were clean enough to all appearance, and there in the inner one lay my bed, white and inviting. There was a chair, and a washing-stand, and a small table with a looking-glass and four lighted candles on it. Candles were lit also in the other room and my host advised me to keep them burning through the night, so that, should I awake, I might not find myself in the dark. A further supply lay on the table.

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