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But since, alas! frail beauty must decay;

Curl'd or uncurl'd, since locks will turn to gray;

Since painted, or not painted, all shall fade,

And she who scorns a man must die a maid;
What then remains, but well our pow'r to use,
And keep good humour still whate'er we lose?

And trust me, dear! good humour can prevail,

When airs, and flights, and screams, and scolding fail.

Beauties in vain their pretty eyes may roll;

Charms strike the sight, but merit wins the soul.'

So spoke the dame, but no applause ensu'd;

Belinda frown'd, Thalestris call'd her prude.

To arms, to arms!' the fierce virago cries, And swift as lightning to the combat flies.

All side in parties, and begin th' attack;

Fans clap, silks rustle, and tough whalebones crack;

Heroes' and heroines' shouts confus'dly rise,

And bass and treble voices strike the skies.

No common weapons in their hands are found,
Like gods they fight, nor dread a mortal wound.
So when bold Homer makes the gods engage,

And heav'nly breasts with human passions rage;
'Gainst Pallas, Mars; Latona, Hermes arms;

And all Olympus rings with loud alarms;

Jove's thunder roars, heav'n trembles all around,

Blue Neptune storms, the bellowing deeps resound: Earth shakes her nodding tow'rs, the ground gives way,

And the pale ghosts start at the flash of day!

Triumphant Umbriel, on a sconce's height,

Clapp'd his glad wings, and sat to view the fight:
Propp'd on their bodkin spears, the sprites survey
The growing combat, or assist the fray.

While through the press enrag'd Thalestris flies,

And scatters death around from both her eyes,

A beau and witling perish'd in the throng,

One dy'd in metaphor, and one in song.
'O cruel nymph! a living death I bear,'
Cry'd Dapperwit, and sunk beside his chair.
A mournful glance Sir Fopling upwards cast,

'Those eyes are made so killing'—was his last.
Thus on Mæander's flow'ry margin lies

Th' expiring swan, and as he sings he dies.

When bold Sir Plume had drawn Clarissa down,

Chloe stepp'd in, and kill'd him with a frown;

She smil'd to see the doughty hero slain,

But, at her smile, the beau reviv'd again.

Now Jove suspends his golden scales in air,

Weighs the men's wits against the lady's hair;

The doubtful beam long nods from side to side;

At length the wits mount up, the hairs subside. See fierce Belinda on the Baron flies,

With more than usual lightning in her eyes:

Nor fear'd the chief th' unequal fight to try,

Who sought no more than on his foe to die.

But this bold lord, with manly strength endu'd, She with one finger and a thumb subdu'd:

Just where the breath of life his nostrils drew,

A charge of snuff the wily virgin threw;

The gnomes direct, to ev'ry atom just,

The pungent grains of titillating dust.

Sudden, with starting tears each eye o'erflows,

And the high dome re-echoes to his nose.

'Now meet thy fate,' incens'd Belinda cry'd,

And drew a deadly bodkin from her side.

(The same, his ancient

personage to deck,

Her great-great-grandsire wore about his neck,

In three seal-rings; which after, melted down, Form'd a vast buckle for his widow's gown: Her infant grandame's whistle next it grew, The bells she gingled, and the whistle blew; Then in a bodkin grac'd her mother's hairs,

Which long she wore, and now Belinda wears.) 'Boast not my fall,' he cry'd, ' insulting foe!

Thou by some other shalt be laid as low.

Nor think to die dejects my lofty mind;

All that I dread is leaving you behind!

Rather than so, ah let me still survive,

And burn in Cupid's flames-but burn alive.'

• Restore the lock!' she cries; and all around

6 Restore the lock!' the vaulted roofs rebound.

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