"Adzooks, "Noah of old Or grown up "I have it now," THE COLLEGIAN AN At Trin. Coll. Cam.-which In all the learning commonly The odds at any race or matc Was a dead hand at pigeon shoo Could kick up rows-knock do Play truant and the rake at rando Drink-tie cravats and drive a Remonstrance, fine, and rustication, So far from working reformation, some. The tone and manner of the Narrator should The Porter may be supposed to be a gruff voice, while the Collegian is a gay youth, fond of but while endeavouring to attain his object, uses a st ing manner. And all without success; but that Because no shilling had been dropp'd, "Psha! Mr. Dashington: remember, This is the midddle of November. I'm stripp'd;--'tis raining cats and dogs. "Hush, hush!" quoth Hal, "I'm fast asleep;" And then he snored as loud and deep As a whole company of hogs. "But hark'ye, Ben, I'll grant admittance At the same rate I paid myself." 66 Nay, master, leave me half the pittance,” "No all or none--a full acquittance; I won't take less ;- -I can't afford it." 66 Drew out the guinea and restored it. Surely you'll give me," growl'd th' outwitted Porter, when again admitted, "Something, now you've done your joking, For all this trouble, time, and soaking." "Oh, surely-surely," Harry said; "Since as you urge, I broke your rest, And you're half drown'd and quite undress'd, I'll give you-leave to go to bed." WILL WADDLE.• Who has e'er been in London, that overgrown place, Will Waddle, whose temper was studious and lonely, He enter'd his rooms, and to bed he retreated, Next night 'twas the same !—and the next-and the next; In six months his acquaintance began much to doubt him, "I've lost many pounds-make me well-there's a guinea." The doctor look'd wise :-" a slow fever," he said, Prescribed sudorifics, and going to bed. "Sudorifics in bed!" exclaim'd Will, "are humbugs! * Will's manner is gay, with a degree of archness; the Doctor is of course grave, and the Baker respectful. The puns require a particularly emphatic mode of delivery to produce proper effect. I Quoth the landlord- "Till now I ne'er had a dispute, passion, says Will says the host, "Why this In that excellent bed died three people of fashion,! Why so crusty-good Sir?"- "Zounds!" cries Will, in a taking, "Who wouldn't be crusty with half a year's baking?' Will paid for his rooms.- -Cried the host with a sneer, "Well, I see you've been going away half a year." Friend, we can't well agree-yet no quarrel," Will said, "But I'd rather not perish while you make your bread." COLMAN. THE COUNTRYMAN AND HIS ASS.* A country fellow and his son, they tell Was heard to say, "Look! look there at that ass! * The characters in this piece being all countrymen, have a rustic dialect, but the tone of each should be made to differ. The shrill childish voice of the boy should be made to contrast with the rough voice of his father. |