Oh, may I fee her foon difpenfing AN EXCELLENT NEW BALLAD; TRUE OR THE ENGLISH DEAN TO BE HANGED FOR A RAPE. 1730. I. UR brethren of England, who love us fo dear, OUR And in all they do for us fo kindly do mean, (A bleffing upon them!) have 'fent us this year For the good of our church, a true English Dean A holier priest ne'er was wrapt up in crape, The worst you can fay, he committed a rape. II. In his journey to Dublin, he lighted at Chester, And there he grew fond of another man's wife; Burft into her chamber, and would have carefs'd her But the valued her honour much more than her life. She buftled and struggled, and made her escape To a room full of guests, for fear of a rape. *Sawbridge, Dean of Fernes. F. III. The III. The Dean he pursued, to recover his game; And now to attack her again he prepares : But the company stood in defence of the dame, They cudgel'd, and cuft him, and kick'd him down ftairs. His Deanship was now in a damnable scrape, IV. To Dublin he comes, to the bagnio he goes, 'Twas what all his life he had practis'd before. He had made himself drunk with the juice of the grape, And got a good clap, but committed no rape. N. The Dean, and his landlord a jolly comrade, VI. This Proteftant zealot, this English divine, In church and in ftate was of principles found; Was truer than Steele to the Hanover line, And griev'd that a Tory should live above ground. Shall a fubject fo loyal be hang'd by the nape, For no other crime but committing a rape? VII. By old Popish canons, as wife men have penn'd 'em, VIII. If fortune fhould please but to take fuch a crotchet Whom wouldst thou refemble? I leave thee a gueffer. IX. Ah! doft thou not envy the brave colonel Chartres, X. The Dean he was vex'd that his whores were fo willing: A bishop of Waterford, of infamous character. N. XI. If maidens are ravifh'd, it is their own choice: Why are they fo wilful to ftruggle with men ? No Devil nor Dean could ravish them then. Our Church and our State dear England maintains, for a rape ! ON STEPHEN DUCK, THE THRESHER AND FAVOURITE POET. A QUIBBLING EPIGRAM, 1730. THE HE thresher Duck could o'er the Queen prevail, The proverb fays, no fence against a flail. From threshing corn he turns to threb his brains; For which her Majesty allows him grains. Though 'tis confest, that those, who ever faw His poems, think them all not worth a fira! Thrice happy Duck, employ'd in threshing Stubble t Thy toil is leffen'd, and thy profits double. THE THE LADY'S DRESSINGROOM. 1730. FIVE hours (and who can do it lefs in?) By haughty Calia spent in dreffing; Whereof, to make the matter clear, And, firft, a dirty fmock appear'd, Now liften, while he next produces Sweat, dandriff, powder, lead, and hair. To fmooth the wrinkles on her front: Here |