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On morning wings how active fprings the mind That leaves the load of yesterday behind! How easy ev'ry labour it pursues ! How coming to the Poct ev'ry Mufe! Not but we may exceed fome holy time, Or tir'd in fearch of Truth, or fearch of Rhyme; Ill health fome juft indulgence may engage, And more, the ficknefs of long life, Old Age; For fainting Age what cordial drop remains, If our intemp'rate Youth the veffel drains? Our fathers prais'd rank Ven'fon. You fuppofe, Perhaps, young men our fathers had no nofe. Not fo: a Buck was then a week's repaft, And 'twas their point, I ween, to make it last; More pleas'd to keep it till their friends could

come,

Than cat the sweetest by themselves at home.
Why had not I in thofe good times my birth,
Ere coxcomb pyes or coxcombs were on earth?
Unworthy he, the voice of Fame to hear,
That fweeteft mufic to an honeft ear
(For 'faith, Lord Fanny! you are in the wrong;
The world's good word is better than a fong).
Who has not learn'd, fresh sturgeon and ham-pye
Are no rewards for want and infamy >
When luxury has lick'd up all thy pelf,
Curs'd by thy neighbours, thy trustees, thyself;
To friends, to fortune, to mankind a fhame,
Think how pofterity will treat thy name;
And buy a rope, that future times may tell
Thou haft at least beftow'd one penny well.
"Right," cries his Lordship, "for a rogue in need
"To have a tafte, is infolence indeed :
"In me 'tis noble, fuits my birth and state,
"My wealth unwieldy, and my heap too great."
Then, like the Sun, let Bounty spread her ray,
And thine that fuperfluity away.

Oh Impudence of wealth! with all thy store,
How dar ft thou let one worthy man be poor?
Shall half the new-built churches round thee fall?
Make Quays, build Bridges, or repair Whitehall:
Or to thy Country let that heap be lent,
As M-o's was, but not at five per cent.
Who thinks that fortune cannot change her
mind,

Prepares a dreadful jeft for all mankind.
And who ftands fafeft? tell me, is it he
That spreads and fwells in puff'd profperity;
Or, bleft with little, whofe preventing care
In peace provides fit arms against a war?
Thus Bethel fpoke, who always fpeaks his
thought,

And always thinks the very thing he ought:
His equal mind I copy what I can,
And as I love, would imitate, the man.
In South-fea days not happier, when furmis'd
The lord of thoufands, than if now excis'd;
In foreft planted by a father's hand,
Than in five acres now of rented land.
Content with little, I can piddle here
On broccoli and mutton round the year;
But ancient friends (tho' poor, or out of play),
That touch my bell, I cannot turn away.
'Tis true, no turbots dignify my boards;
But gudgeons, flounders, what my Thames affords.

To Hounslow heath I point, and Banfted-down; Thence comes your mutton, and these chicks my

own:

From yon old walnut-tree a fhow'r shall fall;
And grapes, long ling ring on my only wall,
And figs from standard and efpalier join;
The devil is in you, if you cannot dine: [place);
Then cheerful healths (your mistress fhall have
And, what's more rare, a poet shall say grace,
Fortune not much of humbling me can boast:
Tho' double tax'd, how little have I loft!
My life's amufements have been just the fame
Before and after ftanding armies came.
My lands are fold, my father's houfe is gone :
I'll hire another's; is not that my own, [gate
And yours, my friends? thro' whofe free op'ning
None comes too early, none departs too late;
For I, who hold fage Homer's rule the beft,
Welcome the coming, fpecd the going guest.

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Pray heaven it laft! (cries Swift) as you go on; "I with to God this houfe had been your own. "Pity! to build, without a fon or wife;

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Why, you'll enjoy it only all your life." Well, if the ufe be mine, can it concern one, Whether the name belong to Pope or Vernon? What's property? dear Swift! you fee it alter From you to me, from me to Peter Walter; Or, in a mortgage, prove a lawyer's fhare; Or, in a jointure, vanish from the heir; Or in pure equity (the cafe not clear) The Chancery takes your rents for twenty year: At beft, it falls to fome ungracious fon, Who cries, "My father's damn'd,andall's myown.” Shades, that to Bacon could retreat afford, Become the portion of a booby lord; And Hemfley, once proud Buckingham's delight, Slides to a feriv'ner, or a city knight. Let lands and houfes have what lords they will, Let us be fix'd, and our own mafters ftill.

The First Epifle of the Firft Book of Horace. EPISTLE I. To Lord Bolingbroke. ST. JOHN, whofe love indulg'd my labours paft, Matures my prefent, and fhall bound my laft! Why will you break the Sabbath of my days? Now fick alike of envy and of praife. Public too long, ah let me hide my age! Sce, modeft Cibber now has left the Stage; Our Gen'rals now, retir'd to their eftates, Hang their old Trophies o'er the Garden gates; In Life's cool evening fatiate of applaufe, Nor fond of bleeding even in Brunfwick's caufe. A voice there is, that whifpers in my ear, ('TisRcafon'svoice, which fometimes one can hear) "Friend Pope! be prudent, let your Mufe take "And never gallop Pegafus to death; [breath, "Left ftiff and ftately, void of fire or force, "You limp, like Blackmore, on a Lord Mayor's horfe."

Farewel then, Verfe, and Love, and ev'ry toy, The rhymes and rattles of the man or boy; What right, what truc, what fit we juftly call, Let this be all my care-for this is All:

To lay this harvest up, and hoard with hafte,
What ev'ry day will want, and mott, the laft.
But afk not to what Doctors I apply;
Sworn to no master, of no fect am I:
As drives the storm, at any door I knock;
And houfe withMontagne now,or now with Locke.
Sometimes a Patriot, active in debate,
Mix with the World, and battle for the State,
Free as young Lyttleton her caufe purfue,
Still true to Virtue, and as warm as true:
Sometimes with Ariftippus, or St. Paul,
Indulge my candour, and grow all to all;
Back to my native moderation flide,
And win my way by yielding to the tide.
Long as to him, who works for debt, the day,
Long as the night to her whofe Love's away,
Long as the year's dull circle feems to run
When the brifk Minor pants for twenty-one;
So flow th unprofitable inoments roll,
That lock up all the functions of my foul;
That keep me from myself, and still delay
Life's inftant bufinefs to a future day:
That task, which as we follow, or defpife,
The cldeft is a fool, the youngest wife:
Which done, the pooreft can no wants endure;
And, which not done, the richest must be poor.
Late as it is, I put myself to fchool,
And feel fome comfort not to be a fool.
Weak tho' I am of limb, and thort of fight,
Far from a Lynx, and not a Giant quite;
I'll do what Mead and Chefelden advise,
To keep thefe limbs, and to preferve these eyes.
Not to go back, is fomewhat to advance;
And men muft walk at leaft before they dance.
Say does thy blood rebel, thy bofom move
With wretched Av'rice, or as wretched Love?
Know, there are words and fpells which can control,
Between the Fits, this Fever of the foul;
Know, there are rhymes, which fresh and fresh
applied,

Will cure the arrant'ft puppy of his pride.
Be furious, envious, flothful, mad, or drunk,
Slave to a wife, or vaifal to a punk,

Barnard in fpirit, fenfe, and truth abounds;
"Pray then, what wants he?" Fourfcore thousand
pounds;

A penfion, or fuch harness for a flave
As Bug now has, and Dorimant would have.
Barnard, thou art a Cit, with all thy worth;
But Bug and D1, their Honours and fo forth.
Yet ev'ry child another fong will fing:
"Virtue, brave boys! 'tis Virtue makes a King."
Truc, confcious Honour is to feel no fin;
He's arm'd without that's, innocent within:
Be this thy fcreen, and this thy wall of brafs;
Compar'd to this, a Minifter's an Afs.

And fay, to which fhall our applaufe belong,
This new Court jargon, or the good old fong?
The modern language of corrupted peers,
Or what was spoke at Creffy or Poitiers?
Who counfels beft? who whispers, "Be but great,
"With praife or infamy leave that to fate;
"Get Place and Wealth, if pollible with grace;
"If not, by any means get Wealth and Place:"
For what? to have a Box where Eunuchs fing,
And foremost in the circle eye a King-
Or he, who bids thee face with steady view
Proud Fortune,and look fhallow Greatnefs thro';
And,while he bids thee, fets th' Example too?
If fuch a doctrine in St. James's air
Should chance to make the well-dreft rabble ftare;
If honeft Sz take fcandal at a Spark
That lefs admires the Palace than the Park,
Faith I fhall give the anfwer Reynard gave:
"I cannot like, dread Sir, your Royal Cave;
"Because I fee, by all the tracks about,
"Full many a beast goes in, but none come out."
Adicu to Virtue, if you're once a Slave;
Send her to Court, you fend her to her grave.

Well, if a King's a Lion, at the leaft
The people are a many-headed beaft:
Can they direct what meafures to pursue,
Who know themfelves fo little what to do?
Alike in nothing but one luft of gold,

Juft half the land would buy, and half be fold;
Their country's wealth our mightier Mifers drain,

A Switz, a High Dutch, or a Low Dutch bear; Or crofs, to plunder provinces, the main;

All that we ask is but a patient ear.

'Tis the firft Virtue, Vices to abhor;
And the firft Wisdom, to be Fool no more.
But to the world no bugbear is fo great
As want of figure, and a finall cftate.
To cither India fee the Merchant fly,
Scar'd at the fpectre of pale Poverty!
See him, with pains of body, pangs of foul,
Burn throughthe Tropic, freeze beneath the Pole!
Wilt thou do nothing for a nobler end,
Nothing, to make Philofophy thy friend?
To ftop thy foolith views, thy long defires,
And cafe thy heart of all that it admires?
Here Wisdoms calls: “Šeek Virtue firit, be bold!
"As Gold to filver, Virtue is to Gold."
There, London's voice: "Get money, money ftill!
"And then let Virtue follow, if the will."
This, this the faving doctrine preach'd to all,
From low St. James's up to high St. Paul!

From him whofe quills ftand quiver'd at his car,
To him whe notches flicks at Weftminster.

The reft, fome farm the poor-box, fome the pews;
Some keep affemblies, and would keep the ftews;
Some with fat bucks on childlefs dotards fawn;
Some win rich Widows by their chine and brawn,
While, with the filent growth of ten per cent.
In dirt and darknets, hundreds ftink content.

Of all thefe ways, if each pursues his own,
Satire, be kind, and let the wretch alone:
But fhew me one who has it in his pow'r
To act confiftent with himself an hour.
Sir Job fail'd forth, the evening bright and still,
"No place on earth (he cried) likeGreenwichhill!”
Up ftarts a palace, lo! th' obedient bafe
Slopes at its foot, the woods its fides embrace,
The filver Thames reflects its marble face.
Now let fome whimfy, or that Devil within
Which guides all those who know not what

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But give the Knight (or give his Lady) fpleen;
Away, away! take all your scaffolds down,
For foug's the word: my dear! we'll live in town."

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At am'rous Flavio is the stocking thrown ; That very night he longs to lie alone. The fool whole wife elopes fome thrice a quarter, For matrimonial folace dies a martyr. Did ever Proteus, Merlin, any witch, Transform themselves fo ftrangely as the rich? Well,but the poor--the poor have the fame itch; They change their weekly barber, weekly news, Prefer a new japanner to their fhoes, Discharge their garrets, move their beds, and run (They know not whither) in a chaife and one; They hire their fculler, and when once aboard Grow fick, and damn the climate like a lord.

You laugh, half beau, half floven, if I stand,
My wig all powder, and all fnuff my band;
You laugh, if coat and breeches ftrangely vary,
White gloves, and linen worthy lady Mary.
But when no prelate's lawn with hair-shirt lin'd
Is half fo incoherent as my mind,
When (each opinion with the next at ftrife,
One ebb and flow of follies all my life)
I plant, root up; I build, and then confound;
Turn round to fquare, and fquare again to round;
You never change one mufcle of your face,
You think this madnefs but a common cafe,
Nor once to Chancery nor to Hale apply;
Yet hang your lip, to fee a feam awry!
Careless how ill Ì with myself agree,
Kind to my drefs, my figure, not to me.
Is this my guide, philosopher, and friend?
This he who loves me, and who ought to mend ;
Who ought to make me (what he can, or none)
That man divine whom wifdom calls her own;
Great without title, without fortune blefs'd;
Rich even when plunder'd, honour'd while op-
prefs'd;

Lov'd without youth, and follow'd without pow'r;
At home, tho exil'd; free, tho' in the tow'r :
In fhort, that reas'ning, high, immortal thing;
Juft lefs than Jove, and much above a king,
Nay, half in heaven-except (what's mighty odd)
A fit of vapours clouds this demi-god?

EPISTLE VI.

To Mr. Murray.

"NOT to admire, is all the art I know
“To make men happy, and to keep them fo."
(Plain truth, dear Murray! needs no flow'rs of
So take it in the very words of Creech). [fpeech;
This vault of air, this congregated ball,
Self-center'd fun, and stars that rife and fall,
There are, my friend! whofe philofophic eyes
Look thro' and truft the Ruler with his fkies;
To him commit the hour, the day, the year,
And view this dreadful all without a fear.
Admire we then what earth's low entrailshold,
Arabian fhores, or Indian feas infold;
All the mad trade of fools and flaves for gold?
Or popularity, or stars and strings?

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The mob's applauses, or the gifts of kings?
Say with what eyes we ought at courts to gaze,
And pay the great our hommage of amaze?

If weak the pleafure that from thefc can fpring, The fear to want them is as weak a thing.

Whether we dread, or whether we defire,
In either cafe, believe me, we admire;
Whether we joy or grieve, the fame the curfe,
Surpris'd at better, or furpris'd at worse.
Thus, good or bad to one extreme betray
Th' unbalanc'd mind, and fnatch the man away;
For virtue's felf may too much zeal be had;
The worst of madmen is a faint run mad.
Go then, and if you can, admire the state
Of beaming diamonds, and reflected plate;
Procure a tafte to double the furprise,
And gaze on Parian charms with learned eyes :
Be ftruck with bright brocade, or Tyrian dye,
Our birthday nobles fplendid livery.

If not fo pleas'd, at council-board rejoice,
To fee their judgments hang upon thy voice;
From morn to night, at senate, rolls, and hall,
Plead much, read more, dine late, or not at all.
But wherefore all this labour, all this strife?
For fame, for riches, for a noble wife?
Shall one whom nature, learning, birth confpir'd
To form, not to admire but be admir'd,
Sigh while his Chloe, blind to wit and worth,
Weds the rich dulnefs of fome fon of earth?
Yet time ennobles or degrades cach line;
It brighten'd Craggs's, and may darken thine:
And what is fame? The meancit have their day;
The greateft can but blaze, and pass away.
Grac'd as thou art with all the pow'r of words,
So known, fo honour'd, at the Houfe of Lords:
Confpicuous fcene! another yet is nigh,
(More filent far) where kings and poets lie;
Where Murray (long enough his country's pride)
Shall be no more than Tully, or than Hyde!

Rack'd with sciatics, martyr'd with the stone,
Will any mortal let himself alone?
See Ward by batter'd beaus invited over,
And defp'rate mifery lays hold on Dover.
The cafe is cafier in the mind's disease;
There all men may be cur'd whene'er they pleafe.
Would ye be bleft? defpife low joys, low gains;
Difdain whatever Cornbury difdains:
Be virtuous, and be happy for your pains.

But art thou one whom new opinions fway, One who believes as Tindal leads the way; Who virtue and a church alike difowns; Thinks that butwords,andthis but brick and ftones? Fly then on all the wings of wild defire, Admire whate'er the maddeft can admire. Is wealth thy paffion? Hence! from pole to pole, Where winds can carry, or where waves can roll, For Indian fpices, for Peruvian gold, Prevent the greedy, or outbid the bold: Advance thy golden mountain to the skies; On the broad bafe of fifty thousand rife, Add one round hundred, and (if that's not fair) Add fifty more, and bring it to a fquare. For, mark th' advantage, juft fo many fcore Will gain a wife with half as many more; Procure her beauty, make that beauty chafte; And then fuch friends-as cannot fail to laft. A man of wealth is dubb'd a man of worth; Venus fhall give him form, and Anftis both. (Believe me, many a German prince is worse, Who, proud of pedigree, is poor of purst)

His wealth brave Timon gloriously confounds;
Afk'd for a groat, he gives a hundred pounds;
Or, if three ladies like a lucklefs play,
Takes the whole house upon the poet's day.
Now, in fuch exigencies not to need,
Upon my word, you must be rich indeed;
A noble fuperfluity it craves,

Not for yourself, but for your fools and knaves;
Something, which for your honour they may cheat,
And which it much becomes you to forget.
If wealth alone then make and keep us bleft,
Still, fill be getting; never, never reft.

But if to pow'r and place your paffion lie, If in the pomp of life confifts the joy, Then hire a flave, or (if you will) a lord, To do the honours, and to give the word: Tell at your levce, as the crowds approach, To whom to nod, whom take into your coach, Whom honour with your hand: to make remarks Who rules in Cornwall, or who rules in Berks: "This may be troublefome, is near the chair; "That makes three members, this can choose a "may'r."

Inftructed thus, you bow, embrace, proteft,
Adopt him fon, or coufin at the least,
Then turn about, and laugh at your own jeft.

Or if your life be one continued treat,
If to live well means nothing but to eat,
Up, up! cries Gluttony, 'tis break of day;
Go, drive the deer, and drag the finny prey;
With hounds and horns go hunt an appetite-
So Ruffel did, but could not eat at night;
Call'd "happy dog" the beggar at his door;
And envied thirft and hunger to the poor.

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Or fhall we ev'ry decency confound, Thro' taverns, ftews, and bagnios take our round; Go dine with Chartres, in each vice outdo K-l's lewd cargo, or Ty-y's crew, From Latian Syrens, French Circean feafts, Return'd well travell'd, and transform'd to beafts; Or for a titled punk, or foreign flame, Renounce our country, and degrade our name?

If, after all, we muft with Wilmot own,
The cordial drop of life is love alone,
And Swift cry wifely, "Vive la Bagatelle!"
The man that loves and laughs, muft fure do well.
Adieu-if this advice appear the worst,
E'en take the counfel which I gave you firft;
Or, better precepts if you can impart,
Why do; I'll follow them with all my heart.

EPISTLE I. BOOK II.
To Auguftus.

WHILE you, great patron of mankind! sustain
The balanc'd world, and open all the main ;
Your country, chief, in arms abroad defend,
At home, with morals, arts, and laws amend;
How fhall the mufe from fuch a monarch fteal
An hour, and not defraud the public weal?

Edward and Henry, now the boast of fame, And virtuous Alfred, a more facred name, After a life of gen'rous toils endur'd, The Gaul fubdued, or property fecur'd, Ambition humbled, mighty cities form'd, Or laws establish'd, and the world reform'd;

Clos'd their long glories with a figh, to find
Th' unwilling gratitude of base mankind!
All human virtue, to its lateft breath,
Finds envy never conquer'd, but by death.
The great Alcides, ev'ry labour past,
Had ftill this monster to fubdue at last.
Sure fate of all, bencath whofe rifing ray
Each star of meaner merit fades away!
Opprets'd we feel the beam directly beat,
Thofe funs of glory pleafe not till they fet.

To thee, the world its prefent homage pays,.
The harveft early, but mature the praife:
Great friend of liberty! in kings a name
Above all Greek, above all Roman fame:
Whose word is truth, as facred and rever'd
As heaven's own oracles from altars heard.
Wonder of kings! like whom to mortal eyes
None e'er has rifen, and none e'er shall rife.

Juft in one inftance, be it yet confeft, Your people, fir, are partial in the reft: Foes to all living worth except your own, And advocates for folly dead and gone. Authors, like coins, grow dear as they grow old It is the ruft we value, not the gold." Chaucer's worft ribaldry is learn'd by rote, And beaftly Skelton heads of houses quote: One likes no language but the Faery Queen; A Scot will fight for Chrift's Kirk o'the Green: And each true Briton is to Ben fo civil, He fwears the Mufes met him at the Devil.

Tho juftly Greece her eldest fons admires, Why should not we be wiser than our fires? In ev'ry public virtue we excel;

We build, we paint, we fing, we dance as well;
And learned Athens to our art must stoop,
Could the behold us tumbling thro' a hoop.

If time improve our wits as well as wine,
Say at what age a poct grows divine?
Shall we, or thall we not, account him so,
Who died, perhaps, an hundred years ago?
End all difpute, and fix the year precife
When British bards begin t'immortalize?

"Who lafts a century can have no flaw; "I hold that wit a claffic, good in law."

Suppofe he wants a year, will you compound? And thall we deem him ancient, right, and found? Or damn to all eternity at once,

At ninety-nine, a modern and a dunce?

"We shall not quarrel for a year or two; "By courtesy of England, he may do." Then, by the rule that made the horse-tail bare,

I pluck out year by year, as hair by hair,
And melt down ancients like a heap of fnow,
While you, to meafure merits, look in Stowe ;
And eftimating authors by the year,
Beftow a garland only on a bier.

Shakefpear (whom you and ev'ry playhouse bill
Style the divine, the matchlefs, what you will)
For gain, not glory, wing'd his roving flight,
And grow immortal in his own defpite.
Ben, old and poor, as little feem'd to heed
The life to come, in ev'ry poet's creed,
Who now reads Cowley if he pleases yet,
His moral pleafes, not his pointed wit;

Forgot

Forgot his epic, nay Pindaric art!
But ftill I love the language of his heart.
"Yet furely, furely, these were famous men!
"What boy but hears the fayings of old Ben ›
"In all debates where critics bear a part,
"Not one but nods, and talks of Jonfon's art,
"Of Shakespear's nature, and of Cowley's wit;
"How Beaumont's judgment check'd what Flet-
"cher writ;

"How Shadwell hafty, Wycherly was flow;
"But, for the paffions, Southern fure and Rowe.
"Thefe, only thefe, fupport the crowded ftage,
"From eldest Heywood down to Cibber's age.'

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All this may be; the people's voice is odd;
It is, and it is not, the voice of God.
To Gammer Gurton if it give the bays,
And yet deny the Carelets Hufband praise,
Or fay our fathers never broke a rule;
Why then, I fay, the public is a fool.
But let them own, that greater faults than we
They had, and greater virtues, I'll agree.
Spenfer himself affects the obfolete,
And Sydney's verfe halts ill on Roman feet:
Milton's ftrong pinion now not heaven can bound,
Now, ferpent-like, in profe he fweeps the ground;
In quibbles, angel and archangel join,
And God the Father turns a fchool-divine.
Not that I'd lop the beauties from his book,
Like flashing Bentley, with his defp'rate hook;
Or damn all Shakefpear, like th' affected fool
At court, who hates whate'er he read at fchool.
But for the wits of either Charles's days,
The mob of gentlemen who wrote with cafe;
Sprat, Carew, Sedley, and a hundred more,
(Like twinkling ftars the mifcellanics o'er),
One fimile, that solitary shines
In the dry defart of a thoufand lines,

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Or lengthen'd thought that gleams thro' many a
Has fanctified whole poems for an age.
I lofe my patience, and I own it too,
When works are cenfur'd not as bad, but new;
While, if our elders break all reafon's laws,
These fools demand not pardon, but applause.
On Avon's bank, where flow'rs eternal blow,
If I but afk if any weed can grow;
One tragic fentence if I dare deride,
Which Betterton's grave action dignified,
Or well-mouth'd Booth with emphafis proclaims
(Tho' but, perhaps, a mufter-roll of names)
How will our fathers rife up in a rage,
And fwear, all fhame is loft in George's age!
You'd think no fools difgrac'd the former reign,
Did not fome grave examples yet remain.
Who fcorn a lad should teach his father skill,
And, having once been wrong, will be fo ftill.
He, who to feem more deep than you or I,
Extols old bards, or Merlin's prophecy,
Miftake him not; he envies, not admires;
And, to debase the fons, exalts the fires.
Had ancient times confpir'd to difallow

In ev'ry taste of foreign courts improv'd,
"All, by the king's example, liv'd and lov'd.”
Then peers grew proud in horfemanship t' excel;
Newmarket's glory rose, as Britain's fell;
The foldier breath'd the gallantries of France,
And ev'ry flow'ry courtier writ Romance.
Then marble, foften'd into life, grew warm;
And yielding metal flow'd to human form:
Lely on animated canvas stole

The fleepy eye that spoke the melting foul.
No wonder then, when all was love and fport,
The willing mufes were debauch'd at court:
On each enervate ftring they taught the note
To pant, or tremble thro' an eunuch's throat.
But Britain, changeful as a child at play,
Now calls in princes, and now turns away.
Now Whig, now Tory, what we lov'd we hate
Now all for pleafure, now for church and state;
Now for prerogative, and now for laws;
Effects unhappy! from a noble cause.

Time was, a fober Englishman would knock.
His fervants up, and rife by five o'clock,
Inftruct his family in ev'ry rule,
And fend his wife to church, his fon to school.
To worship like his Fathers, was his care;
To teach their frugal virtues to his heir;
To prove, that luxury could never hold;
And place, on good fecurity, his gold.
Now times are chang'd, and one poetic itch
Has feiz'd the court and city, poor and rich:
Sons, fires, and grandfires, all will wear the bays
Our wives read Milton, and our daughters plays;
To theatres and to rehearsals throng;
And all our grace at table is a fong!
I, who fo oft renounce the Mufes, lye;
Not -'s felf c'er tells more fibs than I;
When, fick of mufe, our follies we deplore,
And promife our best friends to rhyme no more;
We wake next morning in a raging fit,
And call for pen and ink to fhew our wit.

He ferv'd a 'prenticeship who fets up fhop;
Ward tried on puppies, and the poor, his drop;
Even Radcliff's doctors travel first to France,
Nor dare to practife till they've learn'd to dance.
Who builds a bridge that never drove a pile?
(Should Ripley venture, all the world would
fmile).

But thofe who cannot write, and those who can,
All rhyme, and fcrawl, and fcribble, to a man.

Yet, fir, reflect, the mifchief is not great;
Thefe madmen never hurt the church or ftate;
Sometimes the folly benefits mankind;
And rarely av rice taints the tuneful mind.
Allow him but his plaything of a pen,
He ne'er rebels, or plots, like other men:
Flight of cashiers, or mobs, he'll never mind;
And knows no loffes while the mufe is kind.
To cheat a friend, or ward, he leaves to Peter,
The good man heaps up nothing but mere metre ;
Enjoys his garden and his book in quiet;

What then was new, what had been ancient now? And then-a perfect hermit in his diet.

Or what remain'd, fo worthy to be read

By learned critics of the mighty dead?

In days of cafe, when now the weary sword Was fheath'd, and luxury with Charles reftor'd;

Of little ufe the man you may fuppofe,
Who fays in verfe what others fay in profe:
Yet let me fhew, a poct's of fome weight,
And (tho' no foldier) useful to the state.

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