MAC FLECKNOE;

OR,

A SATIRE ON THE TRUE BLUE

PROTESTANT POET,

T. S.

MAC FLECK NOE.

ALL human things are subject to decay
And, when Fate summons, monarchs must obey.
This Flecknoe found, who, like Augustus, young
Was called to empire and had governed long,
In prose and verse was owned without dispute
Through all the realms of Nonsense absolute.
This aged prince, now flourishing in peace
And blest with issue of a large increase,
Worn out with business, did at length debate
To settle the succession of the state;
And pondering which of all his sons was fit
To reign and wage immortal war with wit,
Cried, ""Tis resolved, for Nature pleads that he
"Should only rule who most resembles me.
"Shadwell alone my perfect image bears,
"Mature in dulness from his tender years ;
"Shadwell alone of all my sons is he
"Who stands confirmed in full stupidity.

"The rest to some faint meaning make pretence,

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"But Shadwell never deviates into sense.
"Some beams of wit on other souls may fall,
"Strike through and make a lucid interval;
"But Shadwell's genuine night admits no ray,
"His rising fogs prevail upon the day.
"Besides, his goodly fabric fills the eye

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"And seems designed for thoughtless majesty,
'Thoughtless as monarch oaks that shade the plain
"And, spread in solemn state, supinely reign.

Heywood and Shirley were but types of thee, "Thou last great prophet of tautology.

"Even I, a dunce of more renown than they,
"Was sent before but to prepare thy way,
"And coarsely clad in Norwich drugget came
"To teach the nations in thy greater name.

'My warbling lute, the lute I whilom strung,
"When to King John of Portugal I sung,
"Was but the prelude to that glorious day,
"When thou on silver Thames didst cut thy way,
"With well-timed oars before the royal barge,
"Swelled with the pride of thy celestial charge,
And, big with hymn, commander of an host;
"The like was ne'er in Epsom blankets tost.
"Methinks I see the new Arion sail,

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“The lute still trembling underneath thy nail.
"At thy well-sharpened thumb from shore to shore
"The treble squeaks for fear, the basses roar ;
"Echoes from Pissing-alley Shadwell call,
"And Shadwell they resound from Aston-hall.
"About thy boat the little fishes throng,
“As at the morning toast that floats along.
Sometimes, as prince of thy harmonious band,
"Thou wieldst thy papers in thy threshing hand.
"St. André's feet ne'er kept more equal time,

Not even the feet of thy own 'Psyche's' rhyme :
Though they in number as in sense excel,

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"So just, so like tautology, they fell
“That, pale with envy, Singleton forswore
"The lute and sword which he in triumph bore,
"And vowed he ne'er would act Villerius more.'
Here stopped the good old sire and wept for joy,
In silent raptures of the hopeful boy.
All arguments, but most his plays, persuade
That for anointed dulness he was made.

Close to the walls which fair Augusta bind,
(The fair Augusta much to fears inclined,)
An ancient fabric raised to inform the sight
There stood of yore, and Barbican it hight;
A watch-tower once, but now, so fate ordains,
Of all the pile an empty name remains.
Near this a Nursery erects its head,

Where queens are formed and future heroes bred,
Where unfledged actors learn to laugh and cry,
Where infant punks their tender voices try,
And little Maximins the gods defy.
Great Fletcher never treads in buskins here,
Nor greater Jonson dares in socks appear ;
But gentle Simkin just reception finds
Amidst this monument of vanished minds;
Pure clinches the suburbian muse affords
And Panton waging harmless war with words.
Here Flecknoe, as a place to fame well known,
Ambitiously designed his Shadwell's throne.
For ancient Decker prophesied long since
That in this pile should reign a mighty prince,
Born for a scourge of wit and flail of sense,

To whom true dulness should some "Psyches" owe,
But worlds of "Misers" from his pen should flow;
“Humourists” and Hypocrites it should produce,
Whole Raymond families and tribes of Bruce.

Now empress Fame had published the renown
Of Shadwell's coronation through the town.

Roused by report of fame, the nations meet
From near Bunhill and distant Watling-street.
No Persian carpets spread the imperial way,
But scattered limbs of mangled poets lay;
Much Heywood, Shirley, Ogleby there lay,
But loads of Shadwell almost choked the way.
Bilked stationers for yoemen stood prepared
And Herringman was captain of the guard.
The hoary prince in majesty appeared,
High on a throne of his own labours reared.
At his right hand our young Ascanius sat,
Rome's other hope and pillar of the state.
His brows thick fogs instead of glories grace,
And lambent dulness played around his face.
As Hannibal did to the altars come,
Sworn by his sire a mortal foe to Rome;
So Shadwell swore, nor should his vow be vain,
That he till death true dulness would maintain;
And, in his father's right and realm's defence,
Ne'er to have peace with wit nor truce with sense.
The king himself the sacred unction made,

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As king by office and as priest by trade.

In his sinister hand, instead of ball,
He placed a mighty mug of potent ale;
"Love's Kingdom" to his right he did convey,
At once his sceptre and his rule of sway;

Whose righteous lore the prince had practised young
And from whose loins recorded "Psyche" sprung.
His temples, last, with poppies were o'erspread,
That nodding seemed to consecrate his head.
Just at that point of time, if fame not lie,
On his left hand twelve reverend owls did fly.
So Romulus, 'tis sung, by Tiber's brook,
Presage of sway from twice six vultures took.
The admiring throng loud acclamations make
And omens of his future empire take.

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The sire then shook the honours of his head,
And from his brows damps of oblivion shed
Full on the filial dulness: long he stood,
Repelling from his breast the raging God;
At length burst out in this prophetic mood :

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"Heavens bless my son! from Ireland let him reign "To far Barbadoes on the western main ;

"Of his dominion may no end be known

"And greater than his father's be his throne;

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Beyond 'Love's Kingdom' let him stretch his pen !" He paused, and all the people cried "Amen." Then thus continued he: "My son, advance "Still in new impudence, new ignorance. "Success let others teach, learn thou from me "Pangs without birth and fruitless industry. "Let "Virtuosos' in five years be writ, "Yet not one thought accuse thy toil of wit. "Let gentle George in triumph tread the stage, "Make Dorimant betray, and Loveit rage; "Let Cully, Cockwood, Fopling, charm the pit, "And in their folly show the writer's wit. "Yet still thy fools shall stand in thy defence "And justify their author's want of sense. "Let them be all by thy own model made "Of dulness and desire no foreign aid, "That they to future ages may be known, "Not copies drawn, but issue of thy own. "Nay, let thy men of wit too be the same, "All full of thee and differing but in name. “But let no alien Sedley interpose

"To lard with wit thy hungry Epsom prose.

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"And when false flowers of rhetoric thou wouldst cull,

"Trust nature, do not labour to be dull;

But write thy best and top; and in each line

"Sir Formal's oratory will be thine.

"Sir Formal, though unsought, attends thy quill

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