Contrived to get so plump and jolly; And daily grew more melancholy. Really, my lord," the steward said, Du Bois, too wealthy to be marr'd in all And wore what he had pined to win; Perhaps it was, but that's no matter : 'Tis strange, but true-our Worthy wore All pomps and appetites of flesh. His Eminence, on this inflation His old Château resolved to visit, Accompanied by one Dupin, A sandy-headed little man, Who daily managed to elicit Jokes from some French Joe Miller's page, 1 B Not Though they drew forth as never-failing As if they were as new and prime To the Château in Languedoc, From the surrounding districts flock, And, among others, the Préfet Famed for its annual Fair of Asses, As long and dry as fifty masses. Dupin, who saw his yawning master Then quietly resumed his speech, And mouth'd it regularly through. Rabelais and the Lampreys. WHEN the eccentric Rabelais was physician To Cardinal Lorraine, he sat at dinner Beside that gormandizing sinner, Not like the medical magician, Who whisk'd from Sancho Panza's fauces But to protect his sacred master I Against such diet as obstructs The peristaltic motion crosses, 1 The Cardinal, one hungry day, First having with his eyes consumed Hip! Hallo! bring the lampreys here!" And gobbling up the dainty cheer, The whole was instantly dispatch'd. Redden'd with vain attempts at stifling How dare you designate this food Then swallow it before my sight?” Quoth Rabelais, "It may soon be shewn I tapp'd the plate, and that you Is indigestible enough; But as to this unlucky fish, 'll own, With you so strangely out of favour, Not only 'tis a wholesome dish, But one of most delicious flavour." ON THE CHOICE OF A BURIAL PLACE. "The House appointed for all living." JOB. MODERNS dedicate all their thoughts to the precarious abode from which they are liable to be ejected by the grim summoner Death, without a moment's notice to quit, while they are comparatively indifferent to that final resting-place which they may continue to occupy even unto the sounding of the last trump. The ancient Egyptians, on the other hand, have not constructed a single dwelling-house which has endured to our present times, while we are continually discovering not only individual tombs of incredible elaboration, but whole subterranean cities of the dead. Though we may smile at that vanity which, converting bodies into mummies, valuable for their bitumens and gums, entailed the destruction it meant to avert, we cannot withhold our respect from their funeral orations, one of which has been preserved entire by Porphyry. "When," says he, "they embalm their deceased nobles, they privately take out the entrails to be deposited in an ark or chest, which they hold up to the sun, and invoke that luminary, one of the Libitinarii making a prayer for the deceased, which Euphantus has translated out of the Egyptian-language. O Lord, the Sun, and all the Gods who give life to men, receive me, and admit me into the society of the immortal ones; for as long as I resided -Bating the latter in this world I religiously worshipped the God whom my parents showed me, and have always honoured those who begat my body; nor have I killed any man, nor have I defrauded any of what has been committed to my trust, nor have I done any thing which is inexpiable. Indeed, whilst I was alive, if I have sinned either by eating or drinking any thing which was not lawful, not through myself have I sinned, but through these,' (showing the ark and chest where the entrails were.) And having thus spoken, he casts it into the river, but the rest of the body he embalms as pure."doctrine, which savours somewhat of materialism, it must be confessed that this oration is strikingly sane and rational when compared with the general extravagance of their religious Creed. Their posthumous trial, too, of which so many representations are seen in hieroglyphics, by whose verdict the body of the wicked might be denied the rites of sepulturean apprehension which, according to Diodorus Siculus, even kept their Kings in awe, was a salutary institution which might be beneficially revived, if it were likely to operate on the Sovereigns at the next Congress of the Holy Alliance. In those barbarous ages we cannot marvel that the body of the deceased might be legally detained for debt; that the Greeks, who put money into the mouths of their dead for the ferryman Charon, and a cake of flour and honey into their hands to propitiate Cerberus, should have retained the same custom, is nothing wonderful; and indeed it is upon record that Cimon was obliged to |