Meantime remember, lifeless Drone! I carry Bucks and Bloods alone.
And oh! whene'er the Weather's friendly, What Inn at Abingdon or Henly,
But still my vaft Importance feels,
And gladly greets my entering Wheels.
And think obedient to the Thong,
How Street we fmoak along : While all with envious Wonder view The Corner turn'd fo quick and true.”
To check an Upftart's empty Pride, Thus fage the ONE HORSE CHAIR reply'd.
"Pray, when the Confequence is weigh'd, What's all your Spirit and Parade ?
From Mirth to Grief what fad Tranfitions, To broken Bones and Impofitions!
Or if no Bones are broke, what's worse, Your Schemes make work for Glass* and Nourse. On us pray spare your keen reproaches, From One Horfe Chairs Men rife to Coaches If calm Discretion's ftedfaft Hand, With cautious Skill the Reins command. From me fair Health's freth Fountain springs, O'er me foft Snugness spreads, her Wings:
*Eminent Surgeons in Oxford
And Innocence reflects her Ray To gild my calm fequefter'd Way: E'en Kings might quit their State to share Contentment, and a One Horfe Chair.- What though, o'er yonder echoing Street. Your rapid Wheels refound fo fweet; Shall fis' Sons thus vainly prize A RATTLE of a larger Size?
BLAGRAVE, who during the Difpute, Stood in a Corner, fnug and mute, Surpriz'd, no Doubt, in lofty Verfe, To hear his Carriages converse, With folemn Face, o'er Oxford Ale, To me disclosed this wonderous Tale : I ftrait dispatched it to the Mufe, Who brush'd it up for Jackfon's News, And what has oft' been penn'd in Profe, Added this Moral at the Clofe.
"Things may be useful if obfcure; "The Pace that's flow is often fure : "When empty Pageantries we prize, "We raise but Duft to blind our Eyes. "The GOLDEN MEAN can best bestow "Safety for unfubftantial bow.
Jackson's OXFORD JOURNAL; where this FABLE first
Things unattempted yet, in Profe or Rhime, A SHILLING, BREECHES, and CHIMERAS dire.
APPY the Man, who void of Cares and Strife, In Silken or in Leathern Purse, retains
A SPLENDID SHILLING; He nor hears with Pain New Oyfters cry'd, nor fighs for chearful Ale; But with his friends, when nightly Mists arise, To Jun'per's Magpye, or Town-hall *repairs : Where mindful of the Nymph, whose wanton Eye Transfix'd his Soul, and kindled amorous Flames, CLOE OF PHILLIS; he each circling Glafs Wifheth her Health, and Joy, and equal Love. Mean while, he smokes, and laughs at merry Tale, Or Pun ambiguous, or Conundrum quaint. But I, whom griping Penury furrounds, And Hunger, fure attendant upon Want, With scanty Offals, and small acid Tiff, (Wretched Repaft!) my meagre Corps fuftain: Then folitary walk, or doze at home
In Garret vile, and with a warming Puff
* Two noted Alehoufes in Oxford, 17co.
Regale chill'd Fingers; or from Tube as black As Winter-Chimney, or well-polished Jet, Exhale Mundungus ill-perfuming Scent. Not blacker Tube, nor of a shorter Size, Sinokes Cambro-Briton (vers'd in Pedigree, Sprung from Cadwaladur and Arthur, Kings Full famous in romantick tale) when he O'er many a craggy Hill and barren Cliff, Upon a Cargo of fam'd Ceftrian Cheese, High over-fhadowing, rides, with a Defign To vend his Wares, or at the Arvonian Mart, Or Maridunum, or the antient Town Yeleap'd Brechinia, or where Vaga's Stream Encircles Ariconium, fruitful Soil!
Whence flow nectareous Wines, that well With Maffic, Setin, or renown'd Falern.
Thus, while my joylefs Minutes tedious flow, With Looks demure, and filent pace, a Dyn, Horrible Monster! hated by Gods and Men, To my aerial Citadel afcends;
With vocal Heel thrice thund'ring at my Gate, With hideous Accent thrice he calls; I know The Voice ill-boding, and the folemn Sound. What fhou'd I do? or whither turn? Amaz'd,
Confounded to the dark Recefs I fly
Confounded to the daik Recefs Ifly Of Woodhole; ftrait my bruftling Hairs erect Thro' fudden Fear; a chilly Sweat bedews My fhud'ring limbs, and (wonderful to tell!) My Tongue forgets her Faculty of speech; So horrible he feems! his faded Brow Entrench'd with many a Frown, and conic Beard, And spreading Band, admir'd by modern Saints, Difaftrous Acts forbode; in his Right Hand Long Scrolls of Paper folemnly he waves, With Characters, and Figures dire infcrib'd, Grievous to mortal Eyes; (ye Gods avert
Such Plagues from righteous Men ;) behind him ftalks Another Monster not unlike himself,
Sullen of Afpect, by the vulgar call'd
A Catchpole, whofe polluted Hands the Gods With Force incredible, and magick Charms Erft have endu'd; if he his ample Palm Should haply on ill-fated Shoulder lay Of Debtor, ftrait his Body, to the Touch Obfequious, (as whilom Knights were wont) To fome inchanted Castle is convey'd, Where Gates impregnable, and coercive Chains In Durance ftrict detain him, till in Form Of Money, PALLAS fets the Captive free.
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