There's some are fou o' love divine, Some ither day. DEATH AND DR. HORNBOOK. A true Story. SOME books are lies frae end to end, In holy rapture, A rousing whid, at times, to vend, And nail't wi' Scripture. But this that I am gaun to tell, Or Dublin city: That e'er he nearer comes oursel 'S a muckle pity. The Clachan yill had made me canty, I stacher'd whyles, but yet took tent aye To free the ditches; An' hillocks, stanes, an' bushes, kenn'd aye Frae ghaists an' witches. The rising moon began to glowr I was come round about the hill, To keep me sicker; I there wi' Something did forgather, An awfu' scythe, out-owre ae shouther, Clear-dangling, hang: A three-tae'd leister on the ither Lay, large an' lang. Its stature seem'd lang Scotch ells twa, For fient a wame it had ava! And then, its shanks, As cheeks o' branks. They were as thin, as sharp an' sma' 'Guid-een,' quo' I; Friend! hae ye been mawin, When ither folk are busy sawin1?' It seem'd to mak a kind o' stan', But naething spak; At length says I, 'Friend, whare ye gaun,` Will ye go back?' This rencounter happened in seed-time, 1785, It spak right howe-'My name is Death, . But tent me, billie: I red ye weel, tak care o' skaith, See, there's a gully!' 'Gudeman,' quo' he, 'put up your whittle, I'm no design'd to try its mettle; But if I did, I wad be kittle To be mislear'd, I wadna mind it, no that spittle Out-owre my beard. 'Weel, weel!' says I, 'a bargain be't; Come, gies your hand, an' sae we're gree't; We'll ease our shanks an' tak a seat, 2 Come, gies your news; This while ye hae been mony a gate, At mony a house.' Ay, ay!' quo' he, an' shook his head, Sin' I began to nick the thread, An' choke the breath: Folk maun do something for their bread, An' sae maun Death. 'Sax thousand years are near-hand fled, To stap or scar me; Till ane Hornbook's 3 ta'en up the trade, An' faith, he'll waur me. 2 An epidemical fever was then raging in that country. 3 This gentleman, Dr. Hornbook, is professionally a brother of the Sovereign Order of the Ferula; but, by intuition Ye ken Jack Hornbook i' the Clachan, The weans haud out their fingers laughin 'See, here's a scythe, and there's a dart, And cursed skill, Has made them baith no worth a fart, Damn'd haet they'll kill. ''Twas but yestreen, nae farther gaen, But deil-ma-care, It just play'd dirl on the bane, But did nae mair. 'Hornbook was by, wi' ready art, And had sae fortify'd the part, That when I looked to my dart, It was sae blunt, Fient haet o't wad hae pierc'd the heart I drew my scythe in sic a fury, Withstood the shock; O' hard whin rock. I might as weel hae try'd a quarry and inspiration, is at once an Apothecary, Surgeon, and Physician. 4 Buchan's Domestic Medicine. 'Ev'n them he canna get attended, Altho' their face he ne'er had kend it, in a kail-blade, and send it, Just As soon's he smells't, Baith their disease, and what will mend it, 'And then, a' doctor's saws and whittles, He's sure to hae; Their Latin names as fast he rattles As A B C. 'Calces o' fossils, earth, and trees; He has❜t in plenty; Aqua-fontis, what you please, 6 He can content ye. Forbye some new, uncommon weapons, Urinus Spiritus of capons; Or Mite-horn shavings, filings, scrapings, Distill'd per se; And mony mae.' Sal-alkali o' Midge-tail clippings, Waes me for Johnie Ged's Hole' now,' Quo' I, if that the news be true! His braw calf-ward whare gowans grew, Sae white and bonnie, Nae doubt they'll rive it wi' the plew; They'll ruin Johnie! The gravedigger. |