age; but you must know she values herself upon her birth, and, if you mind, spurns at every one that comes within her reach. The little nimble coquette that is running along by the side of her is wit. She has broken many a pismire's heart. Do but observe what a drove of lovers are running after her!

We will here finish this imaginary scene; but first of all, to draw the parallel closer, will suppose, if you please, that death comes down upon the mole-hill in the shape of a cock-sparrow, who picks up, without distinction, the pisire of quality and his flatterers, the pismire of substance and his day-labourers, the white-straw officer and his sycophants, with all the goddesses, wits, and beauties of the mole-hill.

May we not imagine that beings of superior natures and perfections regard all the instances of pride and vanity, among our own species, in the same kind of view, when they take a survey of those who inhabit the earth; or, in the language of an ingenious French poet, of those pismires that people this heap of dirt, which human vanity has divided into climates and -regions?

JUDGMENT OF RHADAMANTHUS. No.159.

I was yesterday pursuing the hint which I mentioned in my last paper, and comparing together the industry of man with that of other creatures; in which I could not but observe, that notwithstanding we are obliged by duty to keep ourselves in constant employ, after the same manner as inferior animals are prompted to it by instinct, we fall very short of them in this particular. We are here the more inexcusable, be

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cause there is a greater variety of business to which we may apply ourselves. Reason opens to us a large field of affairs, which other creatures are not capable of. Beasts of prey, and I believe of all other kinds, in their natural state of being, divide their time between action and rest. They are always at work or asleep. In short, their waking hours are wholy taken up in seeking after their food, or in consuming it. The human species only, to the great reproach of our natures, are filled with complaints, that the day hangs heavy on 'em, that they do not know what to do with themselves, that they are at a loss how to pass away their time, with many of the like shameful murmurs; which we often find in the mouths of those who are styled reasonable beings. How monstrous are such expressions among creatures who have the labours of the mind, as well as those of the body, to furnishi them, with proper employments; who, besides the bu→ siness of their proper callings and professions, can apply themselves to the duties of religion, to meditation, to the reading of useful books, to discourse; in a word, who may exercise themselves in the unbounded pursuits of knowledge and virtue, and every hour of their lives make themselves wiser or better than they were before!

After having been taken up for some time in this course of thought, I diverted myself with a book, according to my usual custom, in order to unbend my mind before I went to sleep. The book I made use of on this occasion was Lucian, where I amused my thoughts for about an hour among the dialogues of the dead, which in all probability produced the following dream,

I was conveyed, methought, into the entrance of the infernal regions, where I saw Rhadamanthus, one of the judges of the dead, seated in his tribunal. On his. left hand stood the keeper of Erebus, on his right the keeper of Elysium. I was told he sat upon women that day, there being several of the sex lately arrived who had not yet their mansions assigned them. I was sur¬ prised to hear him ask every one of them the same. question, namely, what they had been doing? Upon this question being proposed to the whole assembly, they stared one upon another, as not knowing what to answer. He then interrogated each of them separately. Madam,' says he to the first of them, you have been upon the earth about fifty years: what have you been doing there all this while ?' 'Doing?' says she: 'really I don't know what I have been doing. I desire. I may have time given me to recollect.' After about, half an hour's pause she told him, that she had been. playing at crimp; upon which Rhadamanthus beckoned to the keeper on his left hand to take her into custody. And you, madam,' says the judge, that look with such a soft and languishing air--I think you set out for this place in your nine-and-twentieth year, what have you been doing all this while? I had a great deal of business on my hands,' says she, 'being taken up the first twelve years of my life in dressing a jointed baby, and all the remaining part of it in reading plays and romances.' 'Very well,' says he : you have employed your time to good purpose. Away with her.' The next was a plain country woman. Well, mistress,' says Rhadamanthus and what have you been doing?'An't please your worship,' says she, ‘I did not live quite forty years; and in that time

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brought my husband seven daughters, made him nine thousand cheeses, and left any eldest girl with him to look after his house in my absence, and who I may venture to say is as pretty a housewife as any in the country.' Rhadamanthus similed at the simplicity of the good woman, and ordered the keeper of Elysium to take her into his eare. And you, fair lady,' says he, 'what have you been doing these five-and-thirty years?' "I have been doing no hurt, I assure you, sir,' said she. 'That is well,' says he: but what good have you been doing?' The lady was in great confusion at this ques tion; and not knowing what to answer, the two keepers leaped out to seize her at the same time: the one took her by the hand to convey her to Elysium, the other caught hold of her to carry her away to Erebus. But Rhadamanthus, observing an ingenuous modesty in her countenance and behaviour, bid them both let her loose, and set her aside for a re-examination when he was more at leisure. An old woman, of a proud and sour look, presented herself next at the bar; and being asked what she had been doing? Truly,' says she, 'I lived threescore and ten years in a very wicked world, and was so angry at the behaviour of a parcel of young flirts, that I passed most of my last years condemning the follies of the times; I was every day blaming the silly conduct of people about me, in order to deter those I conversed with from falling into the, like errors and miscarriages.' 'Very well,' says Rhadamanthus ; but did you keep the same watchful eye over your own actions?' 'Why truly,' says she, 'I was so taken up with publishing the faults of others, that I had no time to consider my own.' 'Madam;' says Rhadamanthus, be pleased to file off to the left,

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and make room for the venerable matron that stands behind you. Old gentlewoman,' says he, 'I think you are tourscore? You have heard the question, what have you been doing so long in the world? Ah, sir!"

says she, I have been doing what I should not have done; but I had made a firm resolution to have changed my life, if I had not been snatched off by an untimely end. Madam,' says he, you will please to follow your leader;' and spying another of the same age, interrogated her in the same form. To which the matron replied, I have been the wife of a husband who was as dear to me in his old age as in his youth. I have been a mother, and very happy in my children, whom I endeavoured to bring up in every thing that is good. My eldest son is blest by the poor, and beloved by every one that knows him. I lived within my own family, and left it much more wealthy than I found it.' Rhadamanthus, who knew the value of the old lady, smiled upon her in such a manner, that the keeper of Elysium, who knew his office, reached out his hand to her. He no sooner touched her but her wrinkles vanished, her eyes sparkled, her cheeks glowed with blushes, and she appeared in full bloom and beauty. A young woman observing that this officer, who conducted the happy to Elysium, was so great a beautifier, longed to be in his hands; so that, pressing through the crowd, she was the next that appeared at the bar. And being asked what she had been doing the five-and-twenty years that she had passed in the world, I have endeavoured,' says she, ⚫ ever since I came to years of discretion, to make myself lovely and gain admirers. In order to it, I passed my time in bottling up may-dew, inventing