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SANDYS' GHOST;

OR, A PROPER NEW BALLAD ON THE NEW OVID'S

METAMORPHOSES: AS IT WAS INTENDED TO BE TRANSLATED

BY PERSONS OF QUALITY.2

YE Lords and Commons, men of wit
And pleasure about town,
Read this, ere you translate one bit
Of books of high renown.

Beware of Latin authors all,

Nor think your verses sterling,
Though with a golden pen you scrawl,
And scribble in a Berlin :

For not the desk with silver nails,
Nor bureau of expense,

Nor standish well japann'd, avails

To writing of good sense.

1 George Sandys, the old, and as yet unequalled, translator of Ovid's Metamorphoses.

2 A note prefixed to this poem in Roscoe's ed. of Pope's Works informs us that "Sir Samuel Garth, who published the Metamorphoses of Ovid, translated by Dryden, Addison, Garth, Mainwaring, Congreve, Rowe, Pope, Gay, Eusden, Croxal, and other eminent hands,' had himself no other share in the undertaking, than engaging the various translators in their task, and putting their labours into some order." The fact is, Sir Samuel translated the whole of the 14th Book, and the story of Cippus in the 15th Book of the Metamorphoses.

Hear how a ghost in dead of night,
With saucer eyes of fire,

In woful wise did sore affrigh

A wit and courtly 'squire.

Rare imp of Phœbus, hopeful youth!
Like puppy tame, that uses

To fetch and carry in his mouth
The works of all the Muses.

Ah! why did he write poetry,
That hereto was so civil;
And sell his soul for vanity
To rhyming and the devil?

A desk he had of curious work,
With glittering studs about;
Within the same did Sandys lurk,
Though Ovid lay without.

Now, as he scratch'd to fetch up thought,
Forth popp'd the sprite so thin,
And from the keyhole bolted out,
All upright as a pin.

With whiskers, band, and pantaloon,
And ruff compos'd most duly,
This 'squire he dropp'd his pen full soon,
While as the light burnt bluely.

Ho! master Sam, quoth Sandys' sprite,
Write on, nor let me scare ye!

Forsooth, if rhymes fall not in right,
To Budgell seek or Carey.

VOL. II.

I hear the beat of Jacob's3 drums,
Poor Ovid finds no quarter!

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See first the merry P― comes

In haste without his garter.

Then lords and lordlings, 'squires and knights,

Wits, witlings, prigs, and peers:

Garth at St. James's, and at White's,
Beats up for volunteers.

What Fenton will not do, nor Gay,

Nor Congreve, Rowe, nor Stanyan,
Tom Burnet, or Tom D'Urfey may,
John Dunton, Steele, or any one.

If justice Philips' costive head
Some frigid rhymes disburses:

They shall like Persian tales be read,
And glad both babes and nurses.

Let Warwick's Muse with Ash-t join,
And Ozell's with Lord Hervey's,

Tickell and Addison combine,

And Pope translate with Jervas.

L- himself, that lively lord,
Who bows to every lady,
Shall join with F- in one accord,
And be like Tate and Brady.

3 Old Jacob Tonson, the publisher of the Metamorphoses. • Perhaps Pembroke.

Ye ladies, too, draw forth your pen;
I pray, where can the hurt lie?
Since have brains as well as men,
you
As witness Lady Wortley.

Now, Tonson, list thy forces all,
Review them and tell noses:
For to poor Ovid shall befall
A strange metamorphosis;

A metamorphosis more strange

Than all his books can vapour

"To what (quoth 'squire) shall Ovid change?" Quoth Sandys, "To waste paper."

UMBRA.1

CLOSE to the best known author Umbra sits, The constant index to old Button's wits, "Who's here?" cries Umbra: "Only Johnson."2 "O!

Your slave," and exit; but returns with Rowe :
"Dear Rowe, let's sit and talk of tragedies:"
Ere long Pope enters, and to Pope he flies.
Then up comes Steele: he turns upon his heel,
And in a moment fastens upon Steele ;

'Intended, it is said, for Ambrose Philips
• Charles Johnson, a third rate dramatist.

But cries as soon,
“ Dear Dick, I must be gone,
For, if I know his tread, here's Addison."
Says Addison to Steele, ""Tis time to go:"
Pope to the closet steps aside with Rowe.
Poor Umbra, left in this abandon'd pickle,
E'en sits him down, and writes to honest Tickell.
Fool! 'tis in vain from wit to wit to roam;
Know, sense like charity begins at home."

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SYLVIA, A FRAGMENT.'

SYLVIA my heart in wondrous wise alarm'd,
Aw'd without sense, and without beauty charm'd:
But some odd graces and some flights she had,
Was just not ugly, and was just not mad:
Her tongue still ran on credit from her eyes,
More pert than witty, more a wit than wise:
Good-nature, she declar'd it, was her scorn,
Though 'twas by that alone she could be borne:
Affronting all, yet fond of a good name;
A fool to pleasure, yet a slave to fame :
Now coy, and studious in no point to fall,

Now all agog for D▬▬y at a ball :
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Now deep in Taylor, and the Book of Martyrs, Now drinking citron with his Grace and Chartres.

Introduced, with some alterations, into the Second of the Moral Epistles, Of the Characters of Women

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