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Sudando. pinguem vitiis albumque neque oftrea,
Nec fcarus, aut poterit peregrina juvare lagoïs.
* Vix tamen eripiam, pofito pavone, velis quin
Hoc potius quam gallina tergere palatum ;
Corruptus vanis rerum: quia veneat auro
Rara avis, et picta pandat spectacula cauda:
Tamquam ad rem attineat quidquam. Num vel
ceris ifta,

Quam laudas, pluma? coctove num adeft honor idem?

Carne tamen quamvis distat nihil hac, magis illa ¡
Imparibus formis deceptum te patet, esto.
Unde datum fentis, lupus hic, Tiberinus, an alto
Captus hiet? pontefne inter jactatus, an amnis
Oftia fub Tufci? laudas, infane, trilibrem
Mullum; in fingula quem minuas pulmenta neceffe
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Ducit te fpecies, video. quo pertinet ergo
Proceros odiffe lupos ? quia fcilicet illis
Majorem natura modum dedit, his breve pondus,
Jejunus raro ftomachus vulgaria temnit.

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Porrectum magna magnum spectare catino Vellem, ait Harpyiis gula digna rapacibus. At vos, "Praefentes Auftri, coquite horum opfonia: quam,

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VER. 26. Hog barbecu'd, etc.] A Weft Indian term of glut tony, a hog roafted whole, stuffed with spice, and bafted with Madera wine.

*Preach as I please, I doubt our curious men

Will chufe a pheasant still before a hen;
Yet hens of Guinea full as good I hold,

Except you eat the feathers green and gokl.
'Of carps and mullets why prefer the great,
(Tho' cut in pieces ere my Lord can eat)
Yet for fmall Turbots fuch efteem profefs?
Because God made these large, the other lefs.

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" Oldfield with more than Harpy throat endu'd, 25
Cries "Send me, Gods! a whole Hog barbecu’d!"
Oh blaft it," South-winds! till a ftench exhale
Rank as the ripeness of a rabbit's tail.

By what Criterion do ye eat, d'ye think,

If this is priz'd for fweetness, that for stink?

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VIR. 27. Ob blast it, South-winds!] This has not the forceTM Mor gives us the pleasant allufion in the original, coquite.

Putet aper rhombufque recens, mala copia quando Aegrum follicitat ftomachum; cum rapula plenus Atque acidas mavult inulas. necdum omnis abacta Pauperies epulis regum: nam vilibus ovis

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Nigrifque eft oleis hodie locus. Haud ita pridem
Galloni praeconis erat acipensere mensa

Infamis. quid? tum rhombos minus aequora alebant?
Tutus erat rhombus, tutoque ciconia nido,
Donec vos auctor docuit praetorius. ergo
9 Si quis nunc mergos fuaves edixerit assos,
Parebit pravi docilis Romana juventus.

Sordidus a tenui victus diftabit, Ofello
Judice: nam fruftra vitium vitaveris iftud,
Avidienus,

Si te alio pravus detorferis.

* Cui Canis ex vero ductum cognomen adhæret,

VER. 42. Bedford-head;] A famous Eating-houfe.

VER. 43. Or ev'n to crack live Crawfish] There is force and humour in edixerit and parebit, which the imitation does not

reach.

When the tir'd glutton labours thro' a treat,
He finds no relish in the sweetest meat,
He calls for fomething bitter, fomething four,
And the rich feaft concludes extremely poor:

Cheap eggs, and herbs, and olives ftill we fee; 35 Thus much is left of old Simplicity!

P'The Robin-red-breaft till of late had reft,

And children facred held a Martin's nest,
Till Becca-ficos fold fo dev'lish dear

To one that was, or would have been, a Peer.
9 Let me extol a Cat, on oifters fed,
I'll have a party at the Bedford-head;
Or ev❜n to crack live Crawfish recommend;
I'd never doubt at Court to make a friend.
"Tis yet in vain, I own, to keep a pother
About one vice, and fall into the other:
Between Excefs and Famine lies a mean;

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VER. 50. For him you'll call a dog, and her a bitch.] Our Poet bad the art of giving wit and dignity to his Billingsgate, which

Quinquennes oleas eft, et, fylveftria corna;
ˇ Ac, nifi mutatum, parcit defundere vinum; et
Cujus odorem olei nequeas perferre (licebit
Ille repotia, natales, aliofque dierum

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Feftos albatus celebret) cornu ipfe bilibri Caulibus inftillat, * veteris non parcus aceti.

Quali igitur victu fapiens utetur, et horum Utrum imitabitur? hac urget lupus, hac canis, aiunt. * Mundus erit, qua non offendat fordibus, atque In neutram partem cultus mifer. Hic neque fervis Albutî fenis exemplo, dum munia didit,

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Saevus erit; nec fic ut fimplex Naevius, un&tam Convivis praebebit aquam: vitium hoc quoque

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Accipe nunc, victus tenuis quae quantaque fecum Afferat. In primis valeas bene; nam variae res Ut noceant homini, credas, memor illius efcae, Quæ fimplex alim tibi federit. at fimul affis Mifcueris elixa, fimul conchylia turdis

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Dulcia fe in bilem vertent, ftomachoque tumultum
Lenta feret pituita. Vides, ut pallidus omnis
Cœna defurgat dubia? quin corpus onustum
Hefternis vitiis animum quoque praegravat una,
Atque affigit humo divinae particulam aurae.