BLAGRAVE, who during the Difpute, Stood in a Corner, fnug and mute, Surpriz'd, no Doubt, in lofty Verse, To hear his Carriages converse, With folemn Face, o'er Oxford Ale, To me difclos'd this wonderous Tale: I ftrait difpatch'd it to the Mufe,
Who brufh'd it up for Jackson's* News, And, what has oft' been penn'd in prose, Added this Maral at the Clofe.
"Things may be useful if obfcure; "The Pace that's flow is often fure: "When empty Pageantries we prize, "We raife but Duft to blind our Eyes. "The GOLDEN MEAN can best bestow
Safety for unfubftantial Show.
*Jackson's OXFORD JOURNAL; where this FABLE first appeared.
Things unattempted yet, in Profe or Rhime, A SHILLING, BREECHES, and CHIMERAS dire.'
APPY the Man, who void of Cares and Strife, In Silken or in Leathern Purse, retains
A SPLENDID SHILLING: He nor hears with Pain New Oysters cry'd, nor fighs for chearful Ale; But with his friends, when nightly Mists arise, To Jun'per's Magpye, or Town-hall *repairs:
Two noted Alehouses in Oxford, 1700.
Where mindful of the Nymph, whose wanton Eye Transfix'd his Soul, and kindled amourous Flames, CLOE OF PHILLIS; he each circling Glass Wisheth her Health, and Joy, and equal Love. Mean while, he fmokes, and laughs at merry Tale, Or Pun ambiguous, or Conundrum quaint. But I, whom griping Penury furrounds, And Hunger, fure Attendant upon Want, With fcanty Offals, and small acid Tiff, (Wretched Repaft!) my meagre Corps fuftain: Then folitary walk, or doze at home
In Garret vile, and with a warming Puff Regale chill'd Fingers; or from Tube as black As Winter-Chimney, or well-polished Jet, Exhale Mundungus, ill-perfuming Scent: Not blacker Tube, nor of a fhorter Size, Smokes Cambro-Briton (vers'd in Pedigree, Sprung from Cadwaladur and Arthur, Kings Full famous in romantick Tale) when he O'er many a craggy Hill and barren Cliff, Upon a Cargo of fam❜d Ceftrian Cheese, High over-shadowing, rides, with a Design To vend his Wares, or at the Arvonian Mart, Or Maridunum, or the antient Town
Yclep'd Brechinia, or where Vaga's Stream Encircles Ariconium, fruitful Soil!
Whence flow nectareous Wines, that well may vie With Maffic, Setin, or renown'd Falern.
Thus, while my joyless Minutes tedious flow, With Looks demure, and filent Pace, a Dun, Horrible Monster! hated by Gods and Men, To my aërial Citadel afcends ;
With vocal Heel thrice thund'ring at my Gate, With hideous Accent thrice he calls; I know The Voice ill-boding, and the folemn Sound. What fhou'd I do? or whither turn? Amaz'd, Confounded, to the dark Recefs I fly
Of Woodhole; ftrait my briftling Hairs erect Thro' fudden Fear; a chilly Sweat bedews My fhud'ring limbs, and (wonderful to tell!) My Tongue forgets her Faculty of Speech; So horrible he feems! his faded Brow Entrench'd with many a Frown, and conic Beard, And spreading Band, admir'd by Modern Saints, Difaftrous Acts forbode; in his Right Hand Long Scrolls of Paper folemnly he waves, With Characters, and Figures dire infcrib'd, Grievous to mortal Eyes; (ye Gods avert
Such Plagues from righteous Men ;) behind him stalks Another Moniter not unlike himself,
Sullen of Afpect, by the Vulgar call'd
A Catchpole, whofe polluted Hands the Gods With Force incredible, and magick Charms Erft have endu'd; if he his ample Palm Should haply on ill-fated Shoulder lay Of Debtor, ftrait his Body, to the Touch Obfequious, (as whilom Knights were wont) To fome inchanted Castle is convey'd, Where Gates impregnable, and coercive Chains In Durance ftri&t detain him, till in Form Of Money, PALLAS fets the Captive free.
Beware, ye Debtors, when ye walk, beware, Be circumfpect; oft with infidious Ken This Caitiff eyes your Steps aloof, and oft Lies perdue in a Nook or gloomy Cave, Prompt to inchant fome inadvertent Wretch With his unhallowed Touch. So (Poets fing) Grimalkin to domestick Vermin fworn An everlasting Foe, with watchful Eye Lies nightly brooding o'er a chinky Gap, Protending her fell Claws, to thoughtless Mice Sure Ruin. So her difembowell'd Webb Arachne in a Hall, or Kitchen spreads, Obvious to vagrant Flies: She secret stands Within her woven Cell; the humming Prey, Regardless of their Fate, rufh on the Toils
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