EPISTLE, From THOMAS HEARN, Antiquary, To the AUTHOR of The COMPANION to the OXFORD GUIDE, &c. FRIEND of the mofs-grown Spire and crumb ling Arch, Who wont'ft at Eve to pace the long-loft Bounds Το To trench deep Wounds on Antiquaries fage, And print Faft-Prayers in modern Type! At this But now may Curfes every Search attend That feems inviting! May'ft thou pore in vain Lurk undifcern'd! Nor may'st thou spell the Names Deep from thy Eyes profane, her Gothic Charms! Names of eminent Antiquaries. PROGRESS THE PROGRESS of DISCONTENT. WRITTEN IN THE YEAR 1746. WH HEN now, mature in claffic Knowledge, His Father comes, a Vicar plain, At Oxford bred in Anna's Reign, And thus in Form of humble Suitor, Bowing, accosts a reverend Tutor. "Sir, I'm a Glo'ftershire Divine, "And this my eldest Son of nine; 66 My Wife's Ambition and my own "Was that this Child fhould wear a Gown: "I'll warrant that his good Behaviour "Will justify your future Favour; "And for his Parts, to tell the Truth, My Son's a very forward Youth; "Has Horace all by heart-you'd wonder"And mouths out Homer's Greek like thunder. "If you'd examine-and admit him, "A Scholarship would nicely fit him: "That he fucceeds 'tis ten to one; "Your Vote and Intereft, Sir!-'Tis done." Our Pupil's Hopes, though twice defeated, puns, A Prey to Difcipline and Duns; and Fines. When When nine full tedious Winters past, That utmoft with is crown'd at laft: But the rich Prize no fooner got, Again he quarrels with his Lot: "Debarr'd the common Joys of Life, "And that prime Blifs -a loving Wife! "O! what's a Table richly spread "Without a Woman at its Head! "Would fome fnug Benefice but fall, "Ye Feasts, ye Dinners! farewell all! "To Offices I'd bid adieu, "Of Dean, Vice-præs, of Burfar too; "Come Joys, that rural quiet yields, "Come Tythes, and House, and fruitful Fields !?” Too fond of Liberty and Ease A Patron's Vanity to please, Long Time he watches, and by Stealth, Each frail Incumbent's doubtful Health; At length -and in his fortieth Year, A Living drops two hundred clear! |